REVIEW: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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Reviewer: Armored Werewolf

DISCLAIMER
I know a lot of people like this movie. By Star Wars standards, this was bad. All of this is just an opinion.

SPOILERS
WARNING: This review contains spoilers.

The Review
Oh boy Disney, this is a fine work of art right here. When I heard that Disney now owns Star Wars, I was hyped. Disney is awesome, how could I not like this movie..? Then I saw it, and wanted to die. This and Rouge One I standby saying the worst Star Wars movies so far. Unlike Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Rouge One, the new characters actually make sense. We got Luke Skywalker's daughter Rey, a former Stormtrooper Finn, and a new droid BB-8, who is out to find Luke. Not to mention Han Solo, Chewbacca, Leia, Luke, R2-D2, and even C-3PO return.

"What makes this movie bad" you may ask. Well, I'll tell you. I know this happened a few times in Attack Of The Clones, but there too many scenes where nothing happens. We see a slavery camp that attempts to rip off Holes, Kylo Ren talking to Rey, and a meeting in the Rebels' base. Can they do something instead of just talking. Those scenes drag on and try to tell something, but it is easily forgettable. Oh and Han Solo's death. Was it Ren that kills him or did he kill himself? Han grabbed Ren's lightsaber and it turned on.